Uni :Sri
Rose : Rosniati
Ziza : Azizah
Fifit : Fitri
Dai : Suradi
CRAZINESS
IN MENTAL HOSPITAL
One day there were three singing
beggars. Their names are Ziza, Rose, and Uni. At the day they were walking from
making money on the bus. They felt tired, therefore they decided to take a rest
in the park of town.
Rose : Guys I’m so tired. Don’t you think so?
Uni : So do I.
Ziza : Ok let’s take a rest here.
(while
they were taking a rest, Ziza played the guitar and sang, and the other
followed her. After taking a rest, Rose said something)
Rose : Guys, don’t you think, we should change
our job?
Uni : Why? I think you are happy with this
job? Because you have good voice.
Rose : No, It only makes me to tired and we have
passed our bachelor degree and we only get job like this
Ziza : So, what job should we job absolutely we
get?
Rose : I don’t know, but a job is better than
this.
(Uni
looked a piece of paper under the table. It was an announcement of security job
vacancy in a mental hotel)
Uni : Ros, look…! It is a job vacancy
Ziza : Let me see! Hey this is a security job
vacancy. Do you think we could be accepted?
Rose : Ahhh needn’t to consider it. Just go to
register first.
Uni : Ok let’s go
(when
they arrived in the mental hospital, they saw a boy like a security and
directly the three singing beggars faced to him)
Ziza : Assalamu alaikum Sir!
Dai : Waalaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. Yah is there
anything that can I help you?
Ziza : we want to register as security in this hospital.
Dai : Ok, Ok, Ok congratulation you are
accepted. You have the right to get a hundred thousand rupiahs. There is camera
there, there is camera there. Say something please…
Uni : hy mother I am in TV now. I miss you so
much, please come back my father also miss you. And my brother an sister always
call your name.
Ziza
and Rose :?????????????? (they were
wonder and confused)
Ziza :hey Sir, do not kidding us.
Dai : Ok Sorry sorry. Sometimes I do it for
entertaining myself. Back to the topic, now follow me, I would test you first.
Make a line, What’s your name? (asking the girls name)
Rose : Rose Sir.
Dai : Rose, why do you want to become a
security?
Rose : Actually Sir, I want to become a famous
singer. But, but, but (drama, crying)
Dai
: But what?
Rose : But I don’t have……
Dai : you don’t have what? Make it clear
Rose : I don’t have money to buy microphone Sir.
Ziza,
Uni, Dai : aaa A aaaaaaaaaa
Dai : Ok Ok, What about you?? What’s your
name?
Ziza : Ziza Sir,
Dai : why do you want to become a security
here?
Ziza : (while dramatic) Actually Sir, my parents
have passed away. So, I’m alone in the world right now, I have nothing.
Dai,
Uni, Rose :aaaaaaa aaaaaa then singing you
are not alone
Dai : don’t worry ziza, we are here for you..
And you what is your name?
Uni : Uni Siiirr..
Dai : Uni do you want to be a security here
also?
Uni : Yes Sir.
Dai : why?
Uni : Actually Sir, I want to become an artist
Sir.. But my grandmother and grandfather have passed away.
Dai : (confused)??? What’s the relation
between becoming artist and your grandma and grandpa have passed away.
Uni : There is not relation Sir. But I want to
get aaaaa aaa aaaa too from you all. Because Ziza and Rose get aaa. Aaa.aaaa.
So I want it also.
Dai,
Rose Ziza : aaaa. Aaaa. Aaaa( while
smiling)
Dai : Ok well. I have listened about your
reasons why you want to be a security here. But if you want to become a
security, you have to be discipline, careful, and you will get many disturbing
from many mad patients. So you will be busy. But don’t worry,……….(while holding
his stomach and head)
Rose : what’s happen Sir?
Dai :
Actually I have a secret disease and it couldn’t be cured
Rose,
Uni, Ziza : aaa…aaa…aaaa
Dai : I’m so sorry, I cannot hold it. I feel I
will be fainted. AAaa (then lay down)
Ziza,
Rose, Ziza : Sir, do not leave
me…(while crying) I haven’t get my salary…
Dai : I’m So sorry but I don’t have time
anymore. I just have a last request,..
Sri : what Sir??
Dai : Give me a KYT Helmet, POP ICE, KANDOANG,
JALANGKOTE, BATAGOR, ICE CREAM, PANADA.
(Ziza
took helmet and wore it to Dai)
Rose : Sir, we don’t have money to buy all of
them.
(Dai
was fainted and the girls thought Dai had passed away. Then a nurse came)
Fifit : what’s happened here.?
Rose : Miss please help Mr Dai. Please.
Fifit : Ok, I’m Fifit and I’m a nurse here. Let
me check him first.
OmG, he hasn’t passed away but he needs serious help. Help me to bring
him to the ICU room.
(they
lift him up to the ICU room. Dai head was rammed by them in door wall, then Dai
got up)
Dai : Hey be careful..you hurt me men, what
are you doing?????
Rose,
Uni, Ziza : keep smile.. (then
they dance cesar)
Fifit : let’s go out, let doctor cure him.
Now, you follow me back to the field.
(they
went back to the field)
Fiifit : Still make a line. Because Mr, Dai is
sick. So I will continue to test you. You want to be a security here right.
Ziza,
Uni, Rose: Yes Miss.
Fifit : Ok First, I would give you military test.
Are you ready?
Ziza,
Uni, Rose : Yes Miss
Fifit : Ready are you?
Ziza,
Uni, Rose : yes Miss
Fifit : Now listen up to me. I will give you time
during 5 seconds, you have to look for thing that can protect you from an
onset. Understandable?
Ziza,
Uni, Rose : yes Miss
Fifit : Ok start from now, Go (while counting
1-5)
(after they have been back, fifit check them)
Fifit : what is your name? (pointing Ziza)
Ziza : Ziza Miss
Fifit : what are you bringing?
Ziza : This is hat miss,.
Fifit : eeeee ee ee this is not hat Ziza, But
this is Helmet. Understand?
Ziza : oooo helmet.
Fifit : what about this?
Ziza : this is a holly Quran Miss
Fifit : why do you bring thing like that?
Ziza : Because this helmet can protect my head
and this holly Quran can protect my heart.
Fifit : Good, Good, Good,
And you? What is your name? (pointing Uni)
Uni : I’m Uni miss.
Fifit : Uni, what are these?
Uni : this is NARUTO’s MASKER miss.
Fifit : what for?
Uni : like this Miss, Naruto is a Hero and he
can use RASSENGGANG.
Fifit : Okey, what about this?
Uni : this is Maling’s Mother name board.
Fifit : what for?
Uni : like this Miss, we know that Maling’s
Mother can course the other people. So if they see this name board, they will
be run away because they don’t want to be coursed.
Fifit : Okey. You are smart that’s good idea.
(Pointing Rose) and you?
Rose : I’m Rose Miss, I bring make up tools and
bag.
Fifit : I asked you to bring or take thing that
can protect you from onset. But why do you bring thing like these?
Rose : Listen up to me First Miss, I bring this
make up tools because if I look beautiful nobody wants hurt me.
Fifit : oooooo like that..and your bag?
Rose : just check it Miss.
(in
her bag contains many dangerous tools, like knife, gun. Etc)
Fifit : wow amazing..
Ok good job everybody. Your pass in
first test.
Now, the second test. You have to
dance by following the songs. Ready?
Ziza,
Uni, Rose : Yes Miss.
Fifit : Music….(while screaming)
(then
they dance)
Fifit : Oh my God. Is it dance?? It’s terrible.
Now follow me
(then
dance again… while they were dance Mr Dai came and stopped them.)
Dai : Stop Stop Stop. What are you doing?
Fifit : hehehe hy Mr. how are you??? I’m a nurse.
Dai : Oh my God, you follow her. She is a Mad
Patient here.
Ziza,
Uni, Rose :hhuuuuuuh……..OmG
(sitting because there were tired)
Fifit : he you dance againnn. Don’t you hear me.!
Dai : Fifit, this is mobile phone. You like it
right? Now you go to your room okey.
Fifit : I want to play testing testing again Mr.
Dai : Ok Ok . later on Ok.
Fifit
:Ok Mr. Lalalalala
(Fifit went back to
her room. But before that she played Dance Music so Mr Dai danced. But it’s not
long)
Dai : (screaming) Music stoop…(then music
stop)
Huuuh Ok well. I think you are tired now. So I THINK ITS ENOUGH FOR OUR
DRAMA THIS MORNING.
TAKE A BOW PLEASE..
(the
three girls TAKE A BOW)
Ziza,
Uni, Rose, Dai : Wassalamu Alaikum
Warahmatullahi wabarakaatuh
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